Sweet Amber

Posted on Thursday, April 24, 2008 in Dribble

So, I’m up really late, listening to Metallica’s Lament to femme fatal sexually personified alcoholic beverages, and its making me really thirsty for femme fatal sexually personified alcoholic beverages… I think I’ll take the ELEVATOR to the BAR…

I have moved into the new place, me and vicki dragged all our stuff up 42 storeys almost to the crux of this monolithic overly decadent temple of modern consumerism… and I have finally acquired the broadband that I have been so very thirsty for these long dry months in the outer western suburbs of Melbourne’s drought stricken landscape. So far I have managed to not go to bed before midnight for a week…. I really need to get back on track… the internet has sucked me into its underbelly and left me wanting.

SO yesterday I actually left the building for purposes other than the need to relocate belongings from one proxy location to my newly acquired domicile, I went out in search of food, in the form of milk and whatever else I could get with the 43cents I had left after the milk… which turned out to be a packet of 2 minute noodles that disappointingly took longer than 2 minutes to consume. Never the less, I was out in the night groping the night-life with my ocular receptors, and my god is this place hedonism-ville, mere meters from my home I now have access to everything that has made western society the fat stupid wasteful consumer whore it has become… and I diddlie* LOVE IT!

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